About asia3pea90 : HeyHiHelloooo! My name is Asia. Married. Vegetarian. Enough about me. Just ask personally.
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Today, my manager made me remove an Eiffel Tower ornament from one of my displays. Not because it didn't look good or match the theme, but because it was "disrespectful" to have it out on the 4th of July. FML
by unpatriotic / 07/04/2013 at 9:13am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
by Never Going Back To The Doctor / 07/04/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML
by awwimanahole / 07/04/2013 at 1:07am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by OnPlanetVenus / 07/04/2013 at 12:41am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML
by emileeisamazing / 07/03/2013 at 12:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/03/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by Nicks / 07/03/2013 at 11:10am / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
by dry spell / 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids
by not cool / 06/28/2013 at 1:16am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, after spending four hours cooking food for a special family dinner, I went to take a shower before they arrived. I came back out less than twenty minutes later to find most of the food gone, and a very guilty-looking puppy. FML
by Auroraen / 06/27/2013 at 9:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm / Finland (Western Finland) / Health
by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals
Today, after going out to dinner with my girlfriend, we went back to my place and things started getting hot. I went in the bathroom and put on a green condom. She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked "like a cucumber" and "cucumbers are nasty." FML
by dan / 06/25/2013 at 12:22am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
- Today, I'm looking after three little girls, aged 3, 5 and 7 years old. We're watching Bambi, and… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…