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asia3pea90

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2185
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About asia3pea90 : HeyHiHelloooo! My name is Asia. Married. Vegetarian. Enough about me. Just ask personally.

asia3pea90's page activity

Visits<b>Shadow197</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 10:34am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 1:55pm<b>LordGiblett</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:22pm<b>deeeeeeeeznuts</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:52pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 6:40am<b>Joshnona</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 5:54pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 8:22pm<b>WildWiteWookie</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 1:50pm<b>In_Hiding1234</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 2:58pm<b>dumpless</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 3:18pm<b>TheDoctorDonna</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 2:48am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 12:49am<b>xoxo_741</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 5:48pm<b>VampOfSavannah</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 5:09am<b>WillyWonkaaaa</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:50pm<b>weeyin12</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 3:40am<b>kat_moore15</b> - the 08/27/2014 at 9:17am<b>Zoeythedinosaur</b> - the 08/23/2014 at 10:37pm

Fucked!<b>Shadow197</b> - the 10/17/2016 at 4:34pm<b>deeeeeeeeznuts</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:52pm<b>WildWiteWookie</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 7:51pm<b>In_Hiding1234</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 8:58pm

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asia3pea90's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 7:43am / United States (California) / Work

Today, a couple asked me donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

by Anonymous / 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were "I hope you have insurance". FML

by hendrixisgod86 / 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation

Today, I found out my wife confided in a coworker that she wants to sleep with him, because our marriage is loveless and sexless. News to me. FML

by semokco / 05/14/2015 at 2:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML

by a / 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother yelled at me, telling me I'm irresponsible and lecturing me on how I need to "plan ahead like an adult." All because I asked to borrow a tampon. FML

Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, at a party I got blind drunk and I gave a guy a blowjob for the first time. I'm a 100% heterosexual male. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy

Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML

by jalisc512 / 08/21/2014 at 4:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML

by Depirama / 02/28/2014 at 4:26pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

by Maxime / 02/27/2014 at 7:32pm / Love

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML

by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML

by BigLove / 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML

by khfhjfsb / 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy