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Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 7:43am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Miscellaneous
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by hendrixisgod86 / 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by semokco / 05/14/2015 at 2:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by a / 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Miscellaneous
by ducksgurl / 05/12/2015 at 12:17pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I found my 15-year-old son sleeping on the couch. I asked why, and he said he'd rented his room out to someone on Craigslist to make extra money, so he was getting used to sleeping in the living room instead. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 5:19pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
by jalisc512 / 08/21/2014 at 4:16pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by Depirama / 02/28/2014 at 4:26pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by BigLove / 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by khfhjfsb / 02/04/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
- Today, my fiancé threatened to break up with me if our dog couldn't be the best man at our wedding.… Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend… Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning…
- Today, after choosing all classes that start after 11, so I could finally sleep in 'til 9 everyday,… Today, whilst live streaming on Twitch, my Dad came in behind me with maracas and one of my Mum's… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm…