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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ashlyn_warren : Probably at the gym

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Visits<b>razoray9</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 11:51pm<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 10:52am<b>needlephobia69</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:52am<b>injektilo</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 10:22pm<b>YIMAVERICKIY</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 10:22pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:09pm<b>tyler_jay</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 6:38pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 4:03pm<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:11pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 11:29pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:12pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 10:24am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 3:36pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:30am<b>christian1509</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:54am<b>AmeliaSH</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 6:12pm<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 9:51pm<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 5:44pm

Fucked!<b>razoray9</b> - yesterday at 5:51am<b>HelloMatey</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 4:52pm<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:34pm<b>injektilo</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 5:56am<b>marshm610</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 9:36pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 7:58pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:30am<b>christian1509</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 10:54am<b>AmeliaSH</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 12:13am<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 6:19pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 01/03/2015 at 10:49pm<b>quickit</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 1:34am

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ashlyn_warren's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned brood mare." FML

#21144074
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39348) - you deserved it (9369)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:14pm - misc - by Anonyname (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML

#21138864
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53173) - you deserved it (7163)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64114) - you deserved it (8116)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I let my sister use my phone to play music in the shower, expecting her to use the speakers I have. She used a ziplock bag with a hole in it to connect her headphones. Now I have a waterlogged phone and my sister still doesn't understand why it didn't work. FML

#21130991
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43507) - you deserved it (7600)

On 05/04/2014 at 11:18pm - misc - by wow. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my son to go to the grocery store across the street and pick up some lettuce. He sighed and said, "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44586) - you deserved it (6987)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46654) - you deserved it (6579)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

#21057121
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49889) - you deserved it (8382)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

#21033101
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50916) - you deserved it (7921)

On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

#21019231
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56346) - you deserved it (6930)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48568) - you deserved it (5220)

On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50369) - you deserved it (4993)

On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84146) - you deserved it (25943)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

#20199630
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29853) - you deserved it (1867)

On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML

#20198676
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34697) - you deserved it (6774)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)



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