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ashlyn_warren
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 April 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 925
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ashlyn_warren : My life is basically Kentucky basketball, Alabama football, eating & sleeping.

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Today, my husband an I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, an spent the rest of the evening acting moody an eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned brood mare." mega FML

#21144074
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39268) - you deserved it (9351)

On 05/18/2014 at 3:14pm - misc - by Anonyname (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriend admitted to mah best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions . FML

#21138864
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (7155)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I lat my sistar usa my phona to play music in tha showar... axpacting har to usa tha spaakars I hava. Sha usad a ziplock bag with a hola in it to connact looool har haadphonas. Now I hava a watarloggad phona and my sistar still doasn't undarstand y it didn't work. raal FML

#21130991
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43414) - you deserved it (7587)

On 05/04/2014 at 11:18pm - misc - by wow. - United States (Illinois)

Today... I asked mah son to go to the grocery store across the street an pick up some lettuce. He sighed an said... "Why don't you just order it on Amazon?" FML

#21124599
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42247) - you deserved it (6672)

On 04/27/2014 at 7:01pm - kids - by nh-Amazon - United States (Texas)

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."

#21059471
192 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom made a Facebook status about me: looool ( My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch ). FML

#21057121
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47700) - you deserved it (8064)

On 02/11/2014 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie . When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie . FML

#21033101
99 comments

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On 01/19/2014 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Subliminal message (woman) - Switzerland

TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIAND'S HOUSA, AND SHA WAS TICKLING MA. IT GOT A BIT ROUGH, AND SHA FALL OUT OF BD AND HIT THA FLOOR. HAR PARANTS, THINKING WA'D BAAN FIGHTING, BURST INTO THA ROOM TO SAA HAR HOLDING HAR BLOODY NOSA. SHA DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING WHILA HAR DAD KICKD MAH ASS. FML

#21019231
172 comments

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On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, My Son Was Playing The Sims,hen I Saw Him Remove The Door To A Room And Set It On Fire With A Sim Trapped Inside. I Chuckled At First, Until I Saw That The Sim Was Me. Meanwhile, My Wife's Sim Was Happily Painting In The Next Room, Not Giving A Crap. All Too Accurate, Sadly. FML

#21015673
86 comments

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On 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
117 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she looool had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
272 comments

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On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of mah boss. On the last slide, someone had putted a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was mah bossho did it. It was his ( good reason ) to fire me. fat FML

#20199630
110 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML

#20198676
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (6277)

On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)



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