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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

#21353290
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26777) - you deserved it (17885)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML

#20823157
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54307) - you deserved it (18253)

On 08/06/2013 at 1:07am - work - by offuckingcourse - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

#20809207
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50345) - you deserved it (4096)

On 07/29/2013 at 2:30am - work - by Fitz - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

#20788974
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54876) - you deserved it (17098)

On 07/17/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by WasntMe - United States

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

#20760905
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49917) - you deserved it (3387)

On 07/03/2013 at 12:26am - money - by Forever Alone (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

#20734991
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57989) - you deserved it (4317)

On 06/19/2013 at 10:39am - misc - by Overprotected (woman) - United States

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57827) - you deserved it (4499)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML

#20630222
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46355) - you deserved it (3651)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands



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