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Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing mah hands!! I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch!! I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on mah left hand because I was too frightened to explain!! FML

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150 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:18pm - health - by :( (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML

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On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, After Being Told By Her Therapist To Try To Make Her Kids A Bigger Part Of Her Life Cuz We're So Distant From Her, Mah Mom's New Favorite Thing To Do Is To Constantly Use The Words "YOLO" An "swag" Around Us!!

#20691079
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On 05/28/2013 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found outhere the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from . It's not every day u find an earwig in yur loofah . FML

#20687417
103 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 1:55pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was in bd with mah fiancé. After a while of quiet cuddling , I said , "Babe , I have cold feet." He replid with , "Me too. Let's call off the wedding." I was talking about the actual temperature of mah feet. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

#20686980
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On 05/26/2013 at 8:23am - love - by anonymous - Australia

yesterday my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML

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On 05/25/2013 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my roommate decided to splas out on a prostitute!! Wen my expensive watc an te contents of my wallet turned up missing in te aftermat, is only comment was, ( Sit appens, bro!! ) FML

#20682049
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On 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by eric4 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today , I got into a car crash , in my own garage. FML

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On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , dad called me a "deadbeat loser" after I cummed back from frst day of voluntary rehab fir meth problem. He's never had a job in his life and sits on the sofa all day , smoking weed and playing video games , all on mom's salary. mega FML

#20642863
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On 05/05/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , MY NEIGHBOURS' WHINY EMO OF A DAUGHTER GOT DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND. IN HER INFINITE WISDOM , SHE'S CHOSEN TO COPE BY PLAYING ON HER RECORDER THE WORST RENDITION OF "MY HERET WILL GO ON" THAT I'VE EVER HERED. IT'S BEEN GOING ON ALL DAY. NOW I KNOW WHY HE DUMPED THIS IDIOT. FML

#20641408
133 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, mah guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join mah school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for looool mah 3.9 GPA and bieng in the top 5% of mah class. FML

#20632758
123 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TADAY FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, A TELEMARKETER CALLD ME. SERIOUSLY ANNOYD, I TOLD HIM IN GERMAN THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF HIM. HE THEN STARTD DELIVERING HIS PRODUCT PITCH IN GERMAN. FML

#20627240
127 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)



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