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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 September 1998 (17 years)
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About asaprockywifey : I made that username years ago it is so stupid I want to change it

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Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26553) - you deserved it (2389)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (1899)

On 11/18/2015 at 6:40am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27836) - you deserved it (2625)

On 11/16/2015 at 1:44am - intimacy - by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML


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On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML

Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML


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On 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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