About asaprockywifey : I made that username years ago it is so stupid I want to change it
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by Anonymous / 11/20/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 6:40am / Austria (Wien) / Love
by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner / 11/16/2015 at 1:44am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by nnniii / 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by philosophicallll / 09/28/2015 at 4:25pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Animals
Today, a 60 year old veteran hit on me by pointing to his white hair and saying: "Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there isn't a fire down below." Then he told me vets eat free at Cracker Barrel. FML
by Bex98 / 09/28/2015 at 12:31pm / United States (California) / Love
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