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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 696
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I tried skydiving for the first time. The professional I was attached to had a boner the whole way down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57128) - you deserved it (5817)

On 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm - intimacy - by emmamrose7 (woman) - United States (California)

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