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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 475
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About artistswife : There have been many chapters to my life. Have had many life experiences. And yet here I am once again with a blank canvas.

I love love love working out!

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Visits<b>james_logan</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 12:00am<b>inkjet</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 1:23pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:15pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 5:48pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 4:23pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:47pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 3:38pm<b>paperbag77</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 1:26pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 9:53pm<b>samrompain</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:20pm<b>FelicityWishes</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 2:58am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:02pm<b>BitterAlmond</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 6:50pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:44pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 12:14pm<b>DarkJediLove</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 11:32am<b>Geary519</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:23pm<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 3:15am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 8:59am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 12:03am<b>dno79</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 6:53pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 11:55pm<b>hullarms</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 9:08pm<b>thatperson35423</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 1:37pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 10/05/2015 at 1:14pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:02pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 5:08am<b>gqlmno</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 12:57am<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 3:26am<b>littleking94</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 2:38am<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 1:46am<b>SirEnigM0nk</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:44pm<b>Tmob224</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 6:48am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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artistswife's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML

#21519906
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I agree, your life sucks (20381) - you deserved it (1184)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:02am - health - by sicky - United States (Utah)

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

#21513467
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22017) - you deserved it (2833)

On 01/10/2016 at 4:07am - animals - by Devotedmom (woman) - Belgium (Liege)



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