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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 October 1989 (25 years)
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Today , I poured myself some punch into a mug I have sitting on a shelf at my studio. Upon tipping it upside down to swallow the last few delicious drops , I see a cluster of mouse droppings stuck to the bottom. FML

Today, I lerened that no matter how much you assume that the crunchy bits in a bag of crisps are in fact crisps, you will occasionally fine that yur assumptions are wrong. Beetles just don't have the same appeal. FML

#1749870
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42006) - you deserved it (5321)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

today I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought there boyfriends or grlfriends. She looks at me , then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

#1738552
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (6325)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah managar bailad on ma during tha aftarnoon rush; swampad an distractad... I cut off tha pad of mah thumb in a chaasa slicar. Soma clinic hours latar I raturnad... hungry an sick with blood loss... to sign WC papars. Managar's only words: "You'ra staying lata to covar yur long braak... right?" FML

#1708480
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54509) - you deserved it (2697)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:53am - work - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pickd up mah passport, as mah previous one was damagd in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damagd passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over mah new passport. I'm supposd to go overseas in a month. FML

#1707668
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55878) - you deserved it (1937)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71815) - you deserved it (8099)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It looool was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. fat FML

#1619469
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57967) - you deserved it (27501)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the eye doctor an they used dilating eye-drops on me . After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry . I walked to the subway anhen I went to step onto the train, I missed an myhole left leg got stuck in the gap . The train was delayed 10 minutes cuz of me . big fat FML

#1617727
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48829) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by kraussy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes an a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows an blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. big fat FML

#1602310
121 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, Was My Graduation From A Prestigious University . In Two Days I Start Working At A Hot Dog Stand . FML

#1312643
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60726) - you deserved it (15761)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar . After joking around 4 a few minutes she said "hey I love yur jacket, where'd u get that?" . I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket . This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere" . real FML

#1288123
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18065) - you deserved it (57542)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba fir doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58146) - you deserved it (3016)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I ad to give a massage to an obese person wit rank smelling fungus growing in between tere skin folds. Tey tipped me two dollars. My ands still smell. fat FML

#1214508
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78786) - you deserved it (5351)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I WENT ON SOMEWHAT OF A BLIND DATE. THE DATE WAS OK UNTIL HE TRIED TO SPOON FEED ME. THIS DIDN'T GO OVER SO WELL. LATER, I NOTICED A STRANGE LOOKING BRIEF CASE HE WAS CARRYING. I ASKED HIMHAT IT WAS AN HEHIPPED OUT 5 YOYOS AN DID A YOYO SHOW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RESTAURANT. FML

#1214403
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59853) - you deserved it (6209)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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