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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 October 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14831
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looks at me, then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

#1738552
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49949) - you deserved it (6328)

On 05/07/2009 at 11:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML

#1708480
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54540) - you deserved it (2700)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:53am - work - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I picked up my passport, as my previous one was damaged in a car crash. As the teller warns me that a pattern of damaged passports will result in longer processing periods, she spills her coffee - all over my new passport. I'm supposed to go overseas in a month. FML

#1707668
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55916) - you deserved it (1937)

On 05/07/2009 at 12:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

#1706797
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71873) - you deserved it (8104)

On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her Grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML

#1619469
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57991) - you deserved it (27504)

On 05/04/2009 at 5:09am - kids - by Amey (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to the eye doctor and they used dilating eye-drops on me. After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry. I walked to the subway and when I went to step onto the train, I missed and my whole left leg got stuck in the gap. The train was delayed 10 minutes because of me. FML

#1617727
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48856) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by kraussy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes and a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows and blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. FML

#1602310
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64776) - you deserved it (7361)

On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, was my graduation from a prestigious university. In two days I start working at a hot dog stand. FML

#1312643
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60752) - you deserved it (15764)

On 04/25/2009 at 2:39am - work - by CollegeGrad (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML

#1288123
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18080) - you deserved it (57556)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm - love - by cole (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boss confessed to me that she doesn't know how to change the staples in the staplers at work, so she just switches them when they run out. We work at an office supply store. She makes six figures. I make $10 an hour. And she just got awarded a trip to Aruba for doing a "great job". FML

#1280200
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58176) - you deserved it (3016)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:36am - work - by Idiocracy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

#1214508
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78831) - you deserved it (5358)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went on somewhat of a blind date. The date was OK until he tried to spoon feed me. This didn't go over so well. Later, I noticed a strange looking brief case he was carrying. I asked him what it was and he whipped out 5 yoyos and did a yoyo show in the middle of the restaurant. FML

#1214403
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59884) - you deserved it (6211)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:24am - misc - by 11321 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37173) - you deserved it (95485)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

#1163738
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (102159) - you deserved it (4688)

On 04/20/2009 at 7:05pm - intimacy - by seriously (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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