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by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
by Anon. / 03/01/2011 at 6:51pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Nuttjacob / 02/27/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by greenchan / 02/25/2011 at 12:12am / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 6:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
by Katrina / 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by canispankthat / 10/01/2010 at 7:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sleepwalker / 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by weirdesout / 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Gale / 01/13/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
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