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by Why? / 03/05/2015 at 5:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML
by Loser / 08/21/2013 at 11:17am / United States / Geek
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/02/2013 at 6:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
by melikeyturtles / 10/10/2011 at 12:13am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I was reading my girlfriend's girly magazine. There was an article stating that if a girl tells a guy his dick is the perfect size, she really means that it is too small. My girlfriend claims everything in the magazine is right. She told me my dick was the perfect size last weekend. FML
by JP / 03/08/2009 at 5:14am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
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