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About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.

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Today, creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

#18479252
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (2487)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:01pm - love - by DJ - United States (Illinois)

yesterday my girlfriend broke up with me 4 a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams . Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me 4 the same reason . FML

#18471857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32808) - you deserved it (3851)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Yesterday..!! mah boyfriend left me fir mah neighbor!! Her name is Hope!! She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard!! FML

#18471784
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26757) - you deserved it (15168)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I drove into te parking lot at work, and discovered too late tat tere were patces of ice everywere . As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of te veicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straigt into my boss' car . FML

#18469057
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29083) - you deserved it (3903)

On 12/09/2011 at 3:14pm - work - by charliebravo77 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today I saw mah neighbor's Christmas tree they had putted up on their porch with decorative presents under it. Being that mah neighbors hate me I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would douche bag." fat FML

#18464488
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8413) - you deserved it (73928)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of mah day. Apparently mah life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

#18458451
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (4051)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)

Today... after bieng yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus... my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently... the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML

#18452728
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32750) - you deserved it (2252)

On 12/07/2011 at 1:43pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss . Turns out, the medicine he gave me for mah head has memory loss as a side effect . He then said "I told you . Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled . FML

#18424721
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28024) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , a man tried to rob the winery I worked at by knife-point . I managed to scare him off by throwing a bottle of wine at him . My boss fred me because I broke a $25 bottle of wine . FML

#18423886
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38444) - you deserved it (2447)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today.. . ma girlfriend broke up wit meile placing er order . I work as a Drive-Tru casier at McDonalds . FML

#18421974
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31753) - you deserved it (4750)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:29pm - love - by drummahboi99 - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML

#18417411
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30582) - you deserved it (7505)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was terribly nervous for my patient interview exam as a 4th year medical student!! In my nervousness I learned that just because a patient is wearing a T-shirt an shorts, has a short hair cut an a moustache an is named 'Chris', it is not safe to assume that they r male!! FML

#18410783
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30682) - you deserved it (3847)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:40am - work - by Monday (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (6068)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States



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