About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.
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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
by scammed / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Emily / 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/17/2011 at 2:47am / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Cano951 / 12/16/2011 at 3:16pm / United States / Money
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm / Sweden (Hallands Lan) / Love
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML
by Ms. Heartless / 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
by NinjaWafflesx / 12/15/2011 at 10:20am / United States / Love
by Username / 12/15/2011 at 1:57am / United States (California) / Work
by rattlingfloorboards / 12/15/2011 at 12:09am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
by Poorman / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United Kingdom / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…