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About artemisrox98 : I love observing people. Sometimes, I just go to the park and write down how some people behave. These mannerisms then spark the characteristics for the actors in the stories I write.

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Today, I was oparating on a young girl, whan sha bagan to awakan during tha surgary. Wa quickly put har back undar, of coursa, but now I'm tarrifiad that sha'll ramambar my profusa cursing and gat ma in tha shit with my curmudgaonly killjoy of a boss. maga FML

#19727538
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21914) - you deserved it (10207)

On 06/03/2012 at 4:27pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday my parent grounded me 4 finding there stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML

#19719129
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36179) - you deserved it (2612)

On 06/02/2012 at 1:43am - misc - by ironyisabitch - United States (California)

Today, Mah Little Brother Got His Crush To Go Out With Him By Impressing Her With His Level 500 FarmVille . This Is The Next Generation . FML

#19708903
168 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 8:43am - kids - by Discouraged - United States (Maryland)

Today, wile sitting in ma Forensic Psycology class, ma professor listd all of te main traits looool tat indicate someone may very well be a sociopat . Every single trait describd ma fiancé perfectly . FML

#19708258
148 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:50am - love - by Getmeout (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
216 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with mah abusively controlling grlfriend. I don't know wat I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17537) - you deserved it (42798)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today.!! !! my sister got married !! It was also the day that I was supposed to deliver a heretfelt toast to the happy couple !! I got so nervou that I kept stuttering an finally ended with "Congrat Beth an Steve!" Her husband's name is Eric !! Her ex was named Steve !! FML

#19650903
113 comments

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On 05/20/2012 at 9:13am - misc - by shygirl - United States (Michigan)

Today , it was my brthday , and I woke up to my dad telling me that we're going to Disneyland. Apparently , by "we" he meant him and my mom. They did , however , make a point to say "happy brthday" before they left. FML

#19648886
167 comments

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On 05/19/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Schubey (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

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105 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was requird to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off an I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

#19642292
160 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday mah 20-year-old son's external hard-drive stopped working . He's crying on mah shoulder now , not looool because of the movies , porn , work , or music he probably lost , but because of the now irretrievable complete series of Digimon that he'd collected . real FML

#19629941
193 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 11:05pm - misc - by OytoBeAfather (man) - United States (New York)

Today, mah mom was giving me a long lecture about looool bieng aware of mah surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

#19626758
111 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 10:24am - misc - by observant (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl an practically jumped into her lap. FML

#19625329
76 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having dinnar with mah collaga friand to calabrata tha and of our first yaar. I said raally graat thing about tham as individuals. Tha only thing thay had to say to ma was, "Thank fir baing tha tokan black friand." FML

#19624704
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22830) - you deserved it (2706)

On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States



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