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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3810
  • Number of comments : 205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ariannaimelda : Hello!

My name is Arianna. I'm easygoing, laid-back and really enjoy the beach.

I also really enjoy the visual arts (i.e film, photography, painting), a variety of music genres (particularly rock) as well as creative writing and, if the book piques my interest, reading.

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Today , I hered of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. fat FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29167) - you deserved it (5150)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

TODAY, I HAVE BEEN AWAKE SO LONG I HALLUCINATED A LLAMA IN LIVING ROOM. I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT KEEPS ME FROM SLEEPING PROPERLY. I'VE RUN OUT OF MEDICATION. I STILL SEE THE LLAMA. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31567) - you deserved it (2667)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I SARED OUR FRST KISS. WEN I LEANED IN ON IM, E FELL OVER BACKWARDS AND SMASED IS EAD AGAINST TE FLOOR. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (3614)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY , I MADE A FAKE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT FIR A GIRL , AND THEN SET MAH RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THE FAKE PERSON WAS MAH GIRLFRIEND . SOMEONE FOUND OUT AND HACKED THE FAKE ACCOUNT . MY FAKE GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME OVER FACEBOOK . FML

#18547813
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9905) - you deserved it (58814)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today , a fly got stuck up my nosehile I was giving a speech!! big fat FML

Today, I found mah husband Googling Morse Code !! He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him !! FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (10000)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48317) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

today wa found outhy wa wara gatting notas on our looool door talling us to "mova out or alsa." As my mom works 4 tha govarnmant and wa hava a diract-TV dish on our roof, our naighbor thinks wa wara sant to listan to his phona calls and raad his mind. Wa wara hara bafora ha was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29806) - you deserved it (2401)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33714) - you deserved it (7389)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40362) - you deserved it (6216)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my drunk father chased me down the looool street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML

#17023204
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36206) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:23am - misc - by Yoda (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51184) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)



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