About ariannaimelda : Hello!
My name is Arianna. I'm easygoing, laid-back and really enjoy the beach.
I also really enjoy the visual arts (i.e film, photography, painting), a variety of music genres (particularly rock) as well as creative writing and, if the book piques my interest, reading.
About ariannaimelda : Hello!
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ariannaimelda's favorite FMLs
by bacon lovers worst nightmare / 09/26/2012 at 2:57am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by agent_awesome / 09/21/2011 at 11:25am / United Kingdom / Animals
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Username / 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm / United States / Love
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
by SonOfaSpy / 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
by grenade / 07/17/2011 at 2:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…