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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About arianenv : I like cats. I don't own one, unfortunately.

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Today, my crackhead neighbour got slightly annoyed at my 2-day-old daughter's late-night wailing. Well, I think so, anyway, as she politely requested us to "SHUT THAT CUNT KID UP." or she would "BLOW BOTH OUR HOUSES UP, YOU FUCKING ASSFUCKS." But I'm not 100% sure. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 11:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML


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On 06/13/2014 at 5:07pm - misc - by Little Miss Fucket (woman) - United States (Texas)

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