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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 January 1993 (23 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About areyouforcereal : I have to return some videotapes...

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Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML


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