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Today, it was my first day closing alone at a pet store when a lady came in wanting to return a bird she bought months ago. Once I informed her there were no returns on livestock, she let the bird free and ran out the door, leaving me to catch it and explain to my manager where it came from. FML
by tay / 09/17/2013 at 11:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML
by tdawgg / 09/06/2013 at 10:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML
by stinky car / 08/15/2013 at 11:18pm / United States (Alabama) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
by purged / 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by friedbutter / 10/28/2012 at 10:53am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by darawbs / 09/09/2012 at 8:39pm / United States / Work
by Jeff make / 04/01/2012 at 10:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Rapunzel / 03/18/2012 at 4:02pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by nomoreart / 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML
by Flippy / 08/28/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Work
- Today, I woke up to discover that the guy I hooked up with last night did indeed have a mullet. FML Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told… Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine,…
- Today, my economics teacher gives us a lot of photocopies, so I told her that she kills pandas by… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…