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by Hurrikhan / 03/23/2013 at 7:43am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Animals
by ldn / 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm / Slovenia (Bohinj) / Intimacy
Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2013 at 6:43am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by soontobesingle / 03/19/2013 at 7:30am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
by seriously! / 03/19/2013 at 1:00am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my brother called me, asking if I could help him do his taxes. Since he's a high school and college dropout, I thought all I had to do was a 1040EZ. No, last year he made more than twice what I earn, through self-employment. I have two Master's degrees and work at Burger King. FML
by tax-man / 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
by dogs_and_toucans / 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm / United States / Love