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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

#19249528
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24356) - you deserved it (54734)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15156) - you deserved it (51721)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I vacuumed my car as I'm trying to sell it. After the interior was clean, I sprayed some air freshener. The chosen smell was "new car". I think they mislabeled it, as my car now smells like urinal cakes. I have two potential buyers coming tomorrow. FML

#19201206
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19222) - you deserved it (3792)

On 03/02/2012 at 5:19am - misc - by Urinal Fresh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

#19198099
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26572) - you deserved it (1624)

On 03/01/2012 at 7:47pm - work - by craigtm029429 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML

#19196656
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28489) - you deserved it (4273)

On 03/01/2012 at 4:43pm - misc - by Rachel - United States

Today, my therapist clapped for me when I told her I'd made a friend. FML

#19195377
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26226) - you deserved it (3423)

On 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm - misc - by ohdang - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36469) - you deserved it (2523)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

#19187266
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24917) - you deserved it (2116)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:47am - work - by wallets - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26020) - you deserved it (1994)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML

#19158287
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9460) - you deserved it (31887)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by ashleynicolle (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (2919)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

#19040950
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11808) - you deserved it (31289)

On 02/10/2012 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

#19006098
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (3003)

On 02/05/2012 at 11:09pm - misc - by dadadoo - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML

#18993154
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6960) - you deserved it (30387)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:22pm - misc - by Courtney - Reserved

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

#18992832
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30637) - you deserved it (5249)

On 02/04/2012 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by me - United States (Texas)



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