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Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13653) - you deserved it (34183)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

#19335625
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9894) - you deserved it (27506)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:42pm - health - by Anon - United States

Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML

#19335600
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23976) - you deserved it (3432)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

#19335521
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26210) - you deserved it (5424)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

#19331196
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31232) - you deserved it (5352)

On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

#19330918
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50248) - you deserved it (4917)

On 03/23/2012 at 1:55am - intimacy - by mrricecakes (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11169) - you deserved it (65307)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8799) - you deserved it (44767)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8076) - you deserved it (41588)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29466) - you deserved it (4766)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

#19296842
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25368) - you deserved it (10192)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

#19293533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37105) - you deserved it (9872)

On 03/17/2012 at 11:52am - intimacy - by noneedtostress - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had just finished up at work. I was standing on a street corner, waiting to cross to get to my car on the other side. I had three people pull up beside me and ask me how much I charged. FML

#19283430
192 comments

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

#19283246
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24761) - you deserved it (2577)

On 03/15/2012 at 4:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

#19283083
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24261) - you deserved it (6089) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2012 at 3:28pm - health - by Sica - France



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