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Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I saw my boyfriend fir the first time in a while!! When he cummed over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wereing the same sweater!! We are a matching old couple at 17!! big fat FML

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On 03/02/2010 at 12:15am - love - by oldandmarriedapparently (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I sold a customer some beer. He ten asked to see te manager , an told me e was a 19 year old undercover cop. My knee jerk reaction was to panic an curse aloud , before realizing e was balding , tootless , probably 50 , certainly not a cop , an lauging at me 4 being suc a gullible moron. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 3:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

today my boyfriend and I decided to ave sex at is ouse . Wen we got tere , e cecked is mail box frst and noticed tat is Wii game arrived . He sent me ome so e can play . FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah Cat Got Into The Bathroom While I Was Changing Mah Tampon. As I Was Throwing The Applicator Away, I Felt A Sharp Pain Around Mah Vagina; I Looked Down To Find Him Swatting At The Tampon String. FML

2day at work , I was alone in te breakroom wen I got a sligt pain in ma belly. I tougt I needd to pass gas , so I trid since no one else was in tere. It wasn't gas. It was diarrea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside fir a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. mega FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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