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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1993 (21 years)
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About aquaticmammal624 : Student for Marine biology in Israel, with a (terrific) Ukrainian fiancee, and 2 adorable puppies, I play the harp and enjoy reading sci-fi or fantasy or really anything as well as art and music.
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Today, I went to a seamstress to be fittd for mah wedding dress and left with a piercd nipple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

Today, I have pink eye. Four weeks ago I had scabies. I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'm apparently under attack from biological weapons: mah students. FML


Today, my boyfriend made me sit in his kitchenhile he Skyped his mother because he doesn't "feel ready" to tell her he has a grlfriend. He's 23, lives on a different continent an has been dating me fir over 6 months. FML

Today , I went to te ospital in labor expecting a baby boy . I ended te day wit identical twins , a baffled doctor , and a usband convinced tat our sons can clone temselves . FML


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On 10/29/2012 at 9:30pm - kids - by CutestBoysEver (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was babysitting a little grl, and we were playing wit dolls. After we fd er babies, we put tem down fir a nap. After a few minutes, I askd if tey'd ad enoug sleep. Se lookd at me like I was a freak and said, "U, tier not real babies, u know..." FML


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On 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by friend (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Yesterday, mah fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (1962)

On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Yesterday , trying to be an old-school romantic , I askd mah grlfriend "where art thou mah love?" via SMS. She replid "Toilet." FML


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On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you usd black magic to fix their looool computer. Then don't tell the story to yur boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML


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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I let dogs out , and then realized they didn't have there electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars , then dashed out to put them on dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML


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On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

my crush of over a year cummd over fir me to take her on our frst date . Today was also the day mah drunk parents decidd to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, nakd . FML


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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML


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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through roof. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by 1ndustrytx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal an threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. real FML


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On 07/03/2009 at 3:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I calld the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery . I was only halfway into the carhen the man startd driving an ran over foot . Now neither right knee or left foot work . FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by brokenkneechick (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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