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today my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thankd him anyway and encouragd him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, by pure cance, I found te websiteere boyfriend as been getting all te cute, "original" romantic texts e sends me, including te one tat made me fall in love wit im to begin wit. FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 12:30pm - love - by Anonymous - Saudi Arabia (Makkah)

TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

TODAY, MY FAMILY FLEW OUT TO SURPRISE MY GRANDMA FOR HER 70TH BIRTHDAY!! WHEN WE ARRIVD, SHE AN MY GRANDPA WERE BOTH SITTING ON THE COUCH, HIGH, SMOKING A JOINT!! FML

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On 05/08/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)



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