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Today, boyfriend and I were getting frisky!! He pulled off panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper!! FML


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On 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today mah girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML


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On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, looool mah landlord compard me to his idiot son fir plunging a toilet. This is the same toilet he explicitly told me to plunge last week, cuz of a possible leak into the basement. We have been peieng outside fir a week waiting on him. FML


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On 10/16/2011 at 8:47am - misc - by Carl - United States (Kansas)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.


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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went over to mah grlfriend's house to meet her entre family 4 the frst time!! Trying not to be rude, I ate thier 12-bean an chorizo soup!! Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger!! FML


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On 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by PissNTra - United States

Today , I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend , shouting ( Catch! ) My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan , I have a huge bruise. FML


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On 07/09/2011 at 11:12pm - health - by ilovedirt - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML


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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave looool me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML


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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

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