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by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 12:50pm / Bangladesh (Dhaka) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/09/2013 at 10:29am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by future burger flipper / 06/03/2013 at 3:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money
by BadBoyfriend / 06/03/2013 at 12:31am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my dad found the Father's Day present that I spent at least ten hours preparing and decorating. I'd expected him to be extremely happy about this lovely gift. His only reaction was to ask if he could exchange it for something else. FML
by I keep failing it all / 06/02/2013 at 3:45pm / Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis) / Kids
by Kay / 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm / India (Andhra Pradesh) / Intimacy
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
by heyyoitsapotato / 05/30/2013 at 10:35pm / United States / Work
Today, my mum made me take her poodle on a walk, which she'd dressed in a tiara and a pink dog dress. Being a 19-year-old guy, I was pissed. After I got home, I saw that my mom had filmed me from the window and posted it to Facebook, to everyone's great delight. FML
by Anonymous / 05/30/2013 at 4:25pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
by creepermagnet / 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
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