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2DAY MAH GIRLFRIEND MADE BACON SANDWICHES 4 LUNCH . I DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE , BUT I COULDN'T HELP BUT MENTION THAT THE BACON SMELLED AND TASTED WIERD . I THOUGHT IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED . SHE SAID NOT TO WORRY BECAUSE SHE USED THE DRY BACON UNDER THE COUNTER . THOSE WERE DOG TREATS . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47766) - you deserved it (4283)

On 09/24/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Undercooked (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was babysitting a littla boy fir tha first tima . Ha kapt using all sorts of profanity toward ma tha whola avaning so I told his mom whan sha pickad him up . Sha just gruntad and muttarad "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." big fat FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 3:37pm - money - by Nick (man) - United States (California)



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