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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 January 1997 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1211
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About appletreee : Hi, my name is Stefanie.
College Freshman.
Biology Major with a concentration in Neuroscience.
My favorite day of the week is Thursday.
Pick up line enthusiast and I'm very fond of puns.

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appletreee's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

#21488529
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22798) - you deserved it (1743)

On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, just as I was putting my contacts in, a gnat landed on it. Its guts got squished between my eyeball and the contact. FML

#21456316
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (1762)

On 08/15/2015 at 11:20am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

#21410882
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34218) - you deserved it (5440)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

#21387046
49 comments

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On 04/03/2015 at 2:08pm - health - by glocked and goaded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

#21167015
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47059) - you deserved it (6653)

On 06/08/2014 at 11:10am - love - by eightleggedtictac - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my 5-year-old son woke up early and ran into my bedroom to wake me up. Unfortunately, he did this by jumping onto my bed, slamming his knee into my balls in the process. I had to explain my tears of agony away by claiming I was just so happy to see him. FML

#21149341
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44452) - you deserved it (4537)

On 05/23/2014 at 3:32pm - kids - by todaddy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49894) - you deserved it (4241)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter was scared to go to the bathroom because she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain. There actually was a person behind the shower curtain. FML

#21137389
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63719) - you deserved it (5423)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

#21111156
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38660) - you deserved it (8930)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

#21091718
92 comments

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:15pm - misc - by skrumpp (man) -

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

#21087465
77 comments

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

#21076106
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56072) - you deserved it (14533)

On 03/02/2014 at 5:38pm - animals - by Anonytard - Canada (Ontario)



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