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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71676) - you deserved it (5332)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25884) - you deserved it (236034)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

#2804463
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I agree, your life sucks (36655) - you deserved it (326783)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (315953)

On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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