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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About apan : I like to watch tv-shows.
A lot of tv-shows.
(I also like Bastille and Fall out boy)

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Today, I met up with an old friend of mine who acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time, but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily, so when he showed up I could only see him as his TV character and not as my friend. I ended up calling him by his character's name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29958) - you deserved it (8685)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

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On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)



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