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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About anthadkins : Not much to say. Uh shy, like playing video games and relaxing. I wish I had more money so I can continue getting more tattoos. If you have any question just ask away.

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anthadkins's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15147) - you deserved it (34478)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (41841)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32939) - you deserved it (5199)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34449) - you deserved it (29075)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35343) - you deserved it (5936)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15557) - you deserved it (24407)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (8437)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
600 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44558) - you deserved it (11651)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38093) - you deserved it (5516)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to break up with my girlfriend because I feel unappreciated. She fell asleep while I was attempting this. FML

#18225112
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33219) - you deserved it (4289)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:41am - love - by kirrby - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

#16954245
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44293) - you deserved it (3737)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:15pm - love - by lostbandana - United States

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81157) - you deserved it (6650)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, my wife then told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

#12277666
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55619) - you deserved it (4211)

On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

#12077771
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33416) - you deserved it (6476)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)



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