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ant1078

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1088
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ant1078 : Sup guys! I'm just a regular down to earth person who loves living life to its fullest.
Hate on me and I'll hate on you, be nice and I'll treat u right...simple as that!

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ant1078's favorite FMLs

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

by JB / 09/09/2012 at 4:34am / United States (Kentucky) / Love

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

by owwwww / 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

by phonnah / 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

by jodibut / 02/06/2012 at 11:18am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy