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ant1078
  • Town/Country : Mississauga , canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ant1078 : Sup guys! I'm just a regular down to earth person who loves living life to its fullest.
Hate on me and I'll hate on you, be nice and I'll treat u right...simple as that!

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Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (4184)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was having a really vivid dream in which I had to take a penalty kick to win the World Cup for the USA. I took the kick, but in reality, I smashed my foot against my bedroom wall and broke four of my toes. I also missed the kick in my dream. FML

#19959612
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23469) - you deserved it (2758)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:05pm - health - by owwwww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend told me she was going to start drinking gatorade, so she could get the body shape of the athletes on TV. When I tried to explain to her that she'd also need to work out to achieve this, she went nuts and hurled the bottle at my face. FML

#19818788
235 comments

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On 06/20/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by phonnah - United States (Maryland)

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28723) - you deserved it (6939)

On 02/06/2012 at 11:18am - intimacy - by jodibut - United States (Oklahoma)



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