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  • Town/Country : West Bloomfield, USA
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38844) - you deserved it (7498)

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