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Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was talking to one of my British friend online, and he told looool me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured wat the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me fir cursing. FML

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On 06/03/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by properpissed (man) - United States (California)

Taday my boyfriend pickd me up and spun me around like tey do in te movies , but before grimacing , taking a deep breat , and muttering "one , two , tree... and... uuuppp!" FML

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On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY... I WENT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET TO GET FITTED 4 A NEW BRA SINCE MINE WEREN'T FITTING PROPERLY. TO MY AMAZEMENT... I WASN'T A 32A... BUT A 32AA. I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CRATERS ON MY CHEST. FAT FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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