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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 December 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, as I turned the shower on, I got covered in gravy. Turns out, my friends had unscrewed the shower head, filled it with gravy granules, then screwed it back on. FML


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On 03/21/2012 at 7:46am - health - by J Rush - United Kingdom (Powys)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML


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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML


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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML


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On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML


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