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annieleonhardt
  • Town/Country : United States
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About annieleonhardt : anime/homestuck/pop punk

i'm kind of lame.ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノ

anime:
•kill la kill
•attack on titan
•puella magi madoka magica
•gurren lagann
•free!
•kuroko no basuke
•neon genesis evangelion

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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14543) - you deserved it (36537)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20528) - you deserved it (36706)

On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Christmas changed my life. Last year I had a boyfriend to cuddle with on Christmas; this year I have a body pillow of an anime character. FML

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141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35048) - you deserved it (5850)

On 12/25/2013 at 2:46am - love - by lonely otaku (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14576) - you deserved it (72048)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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