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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1978 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 14330
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88022) - you deserved it (8690)

On 04/14/2009 at 4:51am - kids - by poolboy (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML

#574941
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62650) - you deserved it (9552)

On 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24282) - you deserved it (4669)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:55am - money - by Celina - United States (California)



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