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by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 10:40am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
by fired / 11/23/2010 at 8:41am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by anti-peecleaner / 11/22/2010 at 5:35pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/18/2010 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 3:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 2:14am / United States / Intimacy
by Cantbreath94 / 11/13/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
by Anonymous / 11/12/2010 at 2:06am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
by sweet_stufz / 11/11/2010 at 8:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
by latino / 11/11/2010 at 6:30am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:48am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
by jsquared / 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I found out that a very close friend of mine masturbates to photos of me on my Instagram and… Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my…