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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13836
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today looool my little sister askd wat masturbation was. We where having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said "Why don't you ask yur brother? He is a pro." FML

#5528599
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27762) - you deserved it (5942)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by namhtor (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I tried to make mah mom feel better about me leaving 4 camp 4 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously an called the camp an is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, an I'm really going to mah boyfriend's lake house. FML

#3957207
107 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by grounded4life (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I HAD TO WAIT OUTSIDE STARBUCKS. WHILE STANDING, I STARTED DAY DREAMING AN DIDN'T NOTICE I HAD BEEN STARING AT A TABLE BESIDE THE WINDOW FOR A LONG TIME. SUDDENLY, SOMEONE WENT UP TO ME AN SAID "TRY NOT TO BE SO OBVIOUS". SITTING AT THE TABLE WAS A GIRL WITH A HUGE CLEAVAGE. FML

#3878598
93 comments

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On 07/19/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by lifedoessuck12 (man) - Philippines (Pasay)

Today..!! mah parent are freaking at me because I just got mah report and I faild mah frst year of college!! They told me they have never been more looool disappointd in me!! I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant!! mega FML

#3800582
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21791) - you deserved it (93803)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by failure - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me wat I thought of Rhode Island bieng voted 4 the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

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On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a fax cummd in at work fir a specific job, and I askd the owner of the company who it was for!! He replid "the round one", so I handd it to our rotund Project Manager!! Apparently the owner meant the garbage can, not mah fat co-worker!! Now i'm the asshole of the office!! FML

#3774043
76 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:24pm - work - by kjcarey123 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her looool within the next week.

#3750994
190 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I cummed out to mah dad. He called me weak minded an said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I cummed out as a vegetarian. fat FML

#3737947
368 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I realizd my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decidd to go get itself stuck in a tree. I trid to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I looool was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumpd down and startd purring. FML

#3731184
145 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 11:03pm - animals - by WearingOff (woman) - United States (California)

2day I had to claan walls with thosa Mr Claan Magic Spongas bacausa wa wara having visitors. I got bord an startd drawing panisas with it bacausa thay would laava wat marks. Thara is nothing magic about how slow thay dry whan your visitors coma an hour aarly. Thay saw all tan of tham. FML

#3723567
116 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I found out I was pregnant. When I told mah boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said... ( I'm not going to lie... I didn't always pull out fast. ) fat FML

#3711192
368 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I laarnad that ( Officar, I do not consant to any saarchas ) maans ( Officar, plaasa handcuff ma, I am trying to ba difficult ) in cop spaak. maga FML

#3687656
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46413) - you deserved it (21793)

On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)



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