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Today, I spent five hours in the ER with my 75-year-old grandma. Why? Because she attacked an old lady and punched a nurse in the face, kicked him in the balls, and jumped on his back and choked him. She had five guards holding her down and is now convinced they are trying to kill her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39621) - you deserved it (2264)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by Oh Grandma... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41950) - you deserved it (3543)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)



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