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TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

Today, I pulled into a parking lot and waited 4 a car to back out so I could take their spot . The apparently batshit insane psychopath in the other car managed to completely overlook me waving him out, and backed straight into my car . FML

#19002086
132 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose fir her driver's license . She still doesn't believe me . mega FML

#18982251
203 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 2:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

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On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Took Off Sweatshrt In The Middle Of Class. The Tanktop I Was Wearing Underneath Went With It. FML

#18980998
191 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got punched by a man 4 making fun of his stutter . I didn't . I stutter too . FML

#18980797
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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I reachd a new low in mah relationship: mah boyfriend got so drunk I had to help him take a piss . FML

#18979126
127 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 8:02pm - love - by lillymean (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

#18960486
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY NINE YEAR OLD STEPSON OVERHEARD ME TELLING MY HUSBAND THAT I WAS ALMOST OUT OF MY FAVORITE SHAMPOO, AND SINCE IT WAS DISCONTINUED, I COULDN'T BUY ANY MORE. HE GOT IN THE SHOWER AND HAPPILY EMPTIED THE BOTTLES DOWN THE DRAIN. FML

#18960486
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:31pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, looool I went to the DMV to get mah license!! I almost ran over mah evaluator as he was walking to get in the car!! FML

#18960427
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On 01/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by baddriver (man) - United States

TODAY , I FOUND OUT LITTLE SISTER IS MARRYING EX , AND THAT MOTHER SET THEM UP!! FML

#18959859
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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today I went over to mah neighbours' to politely complain about their dog which had been barking non-stop 4 hours. This issue has been going on 4 months and I finally decidd today of all days was the day to resolve it. When I got there they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. mega FML

#18959581
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On 01/31/2012 at 8:13am - misc - by Lentil (woman) - Australia

Today, I cut mah finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
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On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today , I realized tat my usband and I are at tat point in our marriage were "sleeping togeter" means scooting closer to eac oter in te bed. FML

#18951326
135 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

Today , I came home to the nanny passed out on the couch from too much alcohol , mah 2-year-old alone an locked in the bathroom , an mah house in a complete wreck. To top it off , it's the day mah mother-in-law , who hates me , is coming to visit from New York. FML

#18949118
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On 01/30/2012 at 12:24am - kids - by myself - Canada (Ontario)



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