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Today, I found out my girlfriend keeps my toenails in her deceased grandmother's prized music box. She says it's to, "Keep the box natural." I don't understand why she does this, or what she means by "natural." FML
by coldasfire / 03/29/2015 at 5:18pm / United States / Love
by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my husband that I'm jealous of all the other girls whose husbands always take pictures of them together and post them online. He responded by posting a picture of himself, with me on the toilet in the background, captioned "The bitch on the pot." FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 2:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for ages. Midway through the meal, he sighed and said, "I'll be honest, this is a horrible date. You got zero personality and I'm too lazy to do a window escape, so..." He then got up and walked out. FML
by Anonymous / 06/06/2014 at 6:44pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
by Brody89 / 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/18/2014 at 5:31pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Chilly / 03/03/2014 at 2:13am / United States (Alaska) / Love
by lovely / 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by sistermonster / 02/26/2014 at 4:45am / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 10:50pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by You Are My Sunshine / 02/23/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML
by hot sweet.... not / 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm / United Kingdom (Renfrewshire) / Kids
by PaneraSucks / 02/19/2014 at 1:24am / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
by undineA / 02/18/2014 at 3:16pm / Greece (Thessaloniki) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 2Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 3Today, I'm still reeling over the unexpected loss of my co-worker. I also received a notification…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…