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  • Number of visits : 345
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aneisa22 : I have a diverse taste in music, movies, and books and that's about all there is for me to tell. Feel free to message me, I'm always up for a good conversation :)

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Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML


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On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking. After putting it on, I realized it was crooked, causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive. I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover. FML


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On 08/20/2013 at 3:08am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML


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On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)

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