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About andyhitts25 : I'm Andy, 20 yr old. Love football and hockey. And soccer. Like chattin w new ppl. If u have any questions my kik is andyhits25

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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML


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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my daughter's birthday. She had been wanting a cat for a long time, so I went to the animal shelter and got an orange one. As soon as she saw it, she ran upstairs screaming, "GINGER! GINGER!" She refuses to come downstairs until I get rid of "the soulless creature." FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 10:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML


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