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andy1500726

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andy1500726

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  • Number of visits : 886
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About andy1500726 : it's fun to meet new people so send me a message if u want.

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andy1500726's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to dinner with a guy I like and paid the $120 bill. After joking that he was an expensive date, he replied, "I laugh at how you think this is a date." FML

#20905656
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52421) - you deserved it (6083)

On 10/03/2013 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

#20767385
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58350) - you deserved it (8158)

On 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by hamburger - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found shit on my windshield. I'm not sure if it is human or animal, but it was conveniently smeared all over and even more was placed under my wipers just in case I used them to clean it up. This isn't the first time, and I have no idea who I could have pissed off. FML

#20694826
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49649) - you deserved it (4194)

On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59175) - you deserved it (4460)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm - love - by finallyready (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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