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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 618
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About androtech : love birds,guinea pigs and funny things. play more video games than I should

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Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

Today, I received yet another rejection letter from a college I'd applied to. After crying for a week about how lousy I felt, my older sister gave me all 6 of the acceptance letters she'd been hiding. Turns out she's been forging rejection letters and keeping the real ones in her room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71677) - you deserved it (5332)

On 05/15/2014 at 1:40am - misc - by livingamongtheflowers - United States

Today, my drug addict of a roommate convinced herself my red kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, and hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44563) - you deserved it (5437)

On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML


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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML


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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -

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