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2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML


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Today, my boyfriend tougt e could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML


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