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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1981 (33 years)
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YESTERDAY I WAS THE PARAMEDIC AT THE SCENE OF A CAR ACCIDENT. ONE LADY WAS HURT, AND WE HAD TROUBLE GETTING ANY INFORMATION FROM HER AS SHE WAS SOBBING. I RADIOED IN THE DETAILS AND SAID "...A LADY IN HER MID 30'S, ETA 10 MINUTES." SHE STOPPED CRYING, SLAPPED ME, AND SAID, "I'M 28." FML

#6338943
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up bieng awful, but I cummd to mah car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on mah windshield. In permanent marker. FML

#6298224
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27490) - you deserved it (2878)

On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that if u are too lazy to get completely dressed in the morning an only put on a top, u should not answer a Skype video call from your boss that involves u standing up, turning around an grabbing files from your filing cabinet all in clear view of your web cam. FML

#6264237
78 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 8:54pm - work - by julie (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, mah navy boyfriend,ho's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After sereching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

#5438718
91 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking on a busy street!! I saw this beautiful blonde walking acros the street and a car was coming!! I wanted to be lyk in the movie where the guy pushe the grl out of the way so she doesn't get hit!! I accidentally pushed her the wrong way!! Right into the car!! fat FML

#5107087
144 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today.. . I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road . The car in front of me decidd to merge over . It kickd up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through mah open window . I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot . FML

#4571897
103 comments

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

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On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I found what I assumd was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opend it, I was greetd by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. mega FML

#4332975
95 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, It Was My Wedding Day. I Had My Butt Clenched During The Ceremony. I Was Giving My Husband The Ring, But Dropped It. When I Went To Retrieve It, I Let A Huge One Ripe. My Husband Yelled "she Likes To Eat Beans." FML

#3666100
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (9645)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:41pm - misc - by 1234 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today mah little brother learnd that breaking a glow stick looool and emptying it into someone's eyes does help them see in the dark. It's a good lesson I just wish he hadn't usd mah eyes to learn it. The doctor says the burning feeling should go away in 3 or 4 days. FML

#3503017
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50463) - you deserved it (4541)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:10pm - health - by blinded (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Had My Boss An His Family Ovar Fir Dinnar. Our Kids Playadhila Waiting Fir Dinnar To Ba Raady. Just As Wa Wara Sitting To Aat, Our 8-yaar-olds Ran Out An My Son Says "Look At Baxtar! I Found Undarwaar With A Tail Hola!" Thay Had Found My Crotchlass Pantias An Put Tham On Tha Dog. FML

#3329727
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40037) - you deserved it (11505)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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