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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 September 1981 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1052
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (6047)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25032) - you deserved it (6950)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54495) - you deserved it (3900)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

#18146927
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16098) - you deserved it (36563)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML

#17899100
167 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42222) - you deserved it (2504)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40166) - you deserved it (3486)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36453) - you deserved it (23433)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (5208)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29577) - you deserved it (4386)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I spent thirty minutes in the shower trying to remove "Pierre", a face complete with moustache that my girlfriend drew in sharpie on the tip of my cock. FML

#17628880
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (10232)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33902) - you deserved it (3255)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

#17512926
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28218) - you deserved it (7730)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

#17404409
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52743) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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