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amypr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 April 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1724
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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amypr's page activity

Visits<b>nilla_waferrr</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 11:36pm<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 6:23am<b>mdwillow</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 10:06pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 9:48am<b>btwmellarkc</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:51pm<b>melons</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:12pm<b>hooAhhh</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 9:25pm<b>ByeTech</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:49am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 7:10pm<b>pataplop</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 4:03am<b>LikeYouGiveAShit</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 10:13am<b>Zrtuy1</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 6:07pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 03/15/2014 at 9:26pm<b>MissStephanie</b> - the 03/03/2014 at 2:51am<b>mlwalker88</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 12:39pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 12:20pm<b>skateorfly</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 12:14pm<b>qwils</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 2:23pm

Fucked!<b>nilla_waferrr</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 5:36am

amypr's FML badges

Inception

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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amypr's favorite FMLs

Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML

by foreverAlone / 04/04/2016 at 3:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Love

Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML

by anonymous / 05/04/2011 at 6:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML

by Derps / 05/04/2011 at 5:11am / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 9:03am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I was eating MandMs on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering, "Where is that little bastard?" FML

by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous